2gether 2gether

"I have this dream that I don't tell many people about and that's to own a ski doo. And I'm gonna get one too because I plan to make a butt load of money with this."~Chad
"How much is a butt load?"~Doug
"A thousand dollars. I base this on the fact that one time, I fit 5 dollars up my butt. And well not to brag or nothin....but I think that I could fit way more up there. Way more. Easy."~Chad 2gether 2gether quotes

Quotes of the month

Author Unknown Because of the speeches of leading politicians on the central channels, circuses suffer terrible losses. [11/26/2022 09:11:25] More

Author Unknown Every pharaoh must be worthy of his mummy. [11/21/2022 12:11:26] More

Author Unknown A woman is an example of a creative approach to creating problems [11/07/2022 01:11:20] More

Vasily Nebenzya We do not carry out aggression against the Ukrainian people, but against the junta that seized power in Kyiv. [11/24/2022 04:11:57] More

Vladimir Putin They are trying to turn the OSCE into a vulgar instrument for ensuring the foreign policy interests of one or a group of countries in relation to other countries. [11/25/2022 08:11:34] More