RJ: [showing the other animals around the houses] They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about!
[as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do]
RJ: The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.
RJ: *That* is a device to summon food.
RJ: That is one of the many voices of food.
[signifies front door]
RJ: *That* is the portal for the passing of food.
[signifies delivery truck]
RJ: *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!
RJ: *That* gets the food hot!
RJ: *That* keeps the food cold!
RJ: *That*... I'm not sure what that is.
[kids break the piñata and Verne yells]
RJ: Well, what do you know? FOOD!
[signifies table where family prays before dinner]
RJ: *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food!
[signifies advert for Seltzer]
RJ: That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food!
RJ: *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough?
RJ: Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!
[opens the thrash cans and throws them]
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