Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
Ron: Ron Weasley.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I?
Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is.
Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? Do you live here?
Ron: [takes rock from Lockhart] No.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Are you sure?
[Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out] Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets quotes

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