Tim Allen

Tim Allen

comedian
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. /seriously/ Tim Allen quotes

Quotes of the month

Leonid Parfenov The court is always on the side of the prosecutor's office. [06/17/2020 10:06:04] More


Emmanuel Macron Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism [06/23/2020 06:06:10] More


Mikhail Glinka It is a matter of harmony to finish those features that are not and cannot be in the melody. [06/24/2020 06:06:59] More


Aleksandr Grachev Trump, America is great, but nowhere to retreat, Rostov behind. [06/16/2020 08:06:41] More


Eugene Ryabyi Women are flowers, and men are secateurs, who strive to cut the most beautiful flower in order to put it in the vase in bedroom. [06/17/2020 08:06:26] More