George Carlin

George Carlin

was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. /need/ George Carlin quotes

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