Alphonse Allais

Alphonse Allais

was a French writer and humorist
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. Alphonse Allais quotes

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Eugeny Antonuk People deserve the thoughts that come to them. [06/23/2019 05:06:40] More


Eugeny Antonuk Everyone is on the wave of his feelings - cheerful music does not amuse sad, and sad music does not sadden joyful. [06/29/2019 01:06:39] More


Eugene Ryabyi The eternity is reflected in the loved eyes. [07/04/2019 03:07:36] More


Anatoly Yurkin The profitability of the funeral business is inversely proportional to the debt burden of borrowers of all ages. [06/21/2019 07:06:26] More


Anatoly Yurkin The healing forest of repeatability will cure millions of victims of globalization and urbanization from procrastination. (Anatoly Yurkin) [07/05/2019 01:07:58] More