Movie: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City [2002] Movie: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City [2002]

Commercial Announcer:
Do you have dry mouth?



Woman:
I sure do


[lisped]



Commercial Announcer:
It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food. But what happens when you run out of saliva?



Woman:
Help me, I can't talk.



Commercial Announcer:
For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex.



Woman:
Wow, I can spit again!



Commercial Announcer:
Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more halfway cures like coating your throat with cooking oil to have that extra piece of cake, or bowl of kitty litter.



Woman:
After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's...



Man:
[dubs over] ... stamp collection...



Woman:
...all night.



Man:
It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a...



Man:
[dubs over again] ... lollipop...



Man:
...for as long as I want!



Commercial Announcer:
Salivex tastes like your own saliva! That's because at Salvex's state-of-the-art production facilities, we use salivation philanthropists, who make Salivex all day! Salivex, when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, WE'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.

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