Movie: Stealing Harvard [2002] Movie: Stealing Harvard [2002]

Detective Charles:
I turned 40 last week. Do you know what I did? I got my colon scoped by Dr. Spencer. Do you know what he told me? He said "Detective Charles, you have one of the cleanest rectums I've ever seen." and do you know why? During my quiet time here at work I use a toothbrush that I have here in my desk to get to the really hard to find spots... just for a really good scrubbin'... you guys think you're so smart don't you?



Duff:
No



Detective Charles:
The way you made those survilence tapes just... disapear? You just... got rid of 'em some how...



John:
What tapes?



Detective Charles:
Will you do me a personal favor son?



John:
Sure.



Detective Charles:
Don't ever play ME... like a flute... OK? Because see, you two idiots got real lucky, I don't have enough to keep you here. But mark my words gentlemen... I mean... you're goin' down. I mean... you're either goin' down... or by God i'm gonna' take you down. But either way... once you're down?


[picks up a paper weight and slams it on his desk three times]



Detective Charles:
YOU'LL STAY DOWN! YOU'LL STAY DOWN! YOU... WILL... STAY DOWN!


[Throws paper weight]



Detective Charles:
Now get up and get out! Get up! get out! get up! get out! get up! get out! get up! get out! get up and go get up and go


[loud whistle]



Detective Charles:
Don't touch my door!

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