[Axl Rose pulls out a sharp object from under his kilt]
Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing?
[Celtic music played in background]
Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood... even if it's his own.
It's scissors, Nick.
[Celtic music abruptly stops]
Oh... uh, that must be a different tradition.
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