Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986] Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986]

Ernest P. Worrell:
[Figuring out a mathematical equation, typing on his head like a calculator] Vern drives 18 miles to Tyson's Toyota at 20ยข a mile, that's government standard. Divided by the excellerated rotation of the earth, minus the frustration factor equals... Vern, you're gonna save $53,000 on a $9,000 car. I don't know how them boys stay in business!

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