Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!" [1982] Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!" [1982]

[the airmen have come downstairs, minus their mustaches, dressed as serving girls]

Flying Officer Fairfax:
Carstairs, you're standing like a tart again.

[Carstairs drops his arm to his side]

[looking the airmen up and down] No one will suspect them. They look just like the staff.

Edith, the Germans *take* the staff upstairs from time to time. If they took these two upstairs, do you not think that their suspicions will be aroused?

Yvette Carte-Blanche:
We are much more attractive. They will take us.

And suppose there is a rush?

Flying Officer Carstairs:
What are they saying, Fairfax?

Flying Officer Fairfax:
I've no idea - it's all in French.

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