[Tape played over the PA system at the dance] Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.
That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.
They sure played like they still had it last week.
That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.
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