Movie: "I Spy" [1965] Movie: "I Spy" [1965]

[Contemplating a solid gold stove]



Kelly Robinson:
I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.



Alexander Scott:
Yeah.



Kelly Robinson:
Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?



Alexander Scott:
See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?



Kelly Robinson:
75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.



Alexander Scott:
Seventy-two thousand.



Kelly Robinson:
Already figured it out, huh?



Alexander Scott:
Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...



Kelly Robinson:
$70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!



Alexander Scott:
No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula?


[Sings]



Alexander Scott:
Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.



Kelly Robinson:
While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!



Alexander Scott:
Right!



Kelly Robinson:
No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.



Alexander Scott:
Think we'd lose our jobs?



Kelly Robinson:
Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.



Alexander Scott:
And the hospitalization is free.



Kelly Robinson:
All those wonderful orthopedic devices.



Alexander Scott:
I just love plaster of paris.



Kelly Robinson:
Right.

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