Last year, a kid bust his arm by standing on his head in an upper bunk.
I could do that.
You shoulda seen how fast his folks yanked him outta here.
I'll bet his grandmother's instructions didn't say anything about this.
Alfred "Al" McGrath:
Grandmothers are even worse than parents about blood and stuff.
Poor Marty. Just when he was startin' to like the Triple R.
Liked it? He called it a dirty old farm, and he kept tryin' to run home, didn't he? So let him! Honestly, who cares about a drip like that?
Why don't you stick your head in a bucket?
Boy, that guy didn't even cry.
And it hurt, too, bad. He took out the horse all by himself, and then he fought a rattlesnake single-handed.
I wish he had remembered to cut off the rattle for my collection.
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