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Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for

A: Dead.More Halloween jokes Osama bin Laden [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden

have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.More Humor jokes Osama bin Laden [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you
too!More Political jokes Osama bin Laden [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Happy Valentines Day Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.! "

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."More Children Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
What Do Osama Bin Laden What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common.

They both irritate bush!More Gross Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Bin Laden Bin Laden is sitting with his son and they are watching the Twin Towers collapse.
His son asks him, "Dad, which film is this?" to which he replied, "Son, this isn't a film, this is a series."More Insults Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Osama Bin Laden As far as we Americans know, Osama Bin Laden could, quite possibly, be right here in New York, posing as a cab driver, and we'd never know.More Other / Misc Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt. Just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel."More Insults Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Osama Bin Laden's Greeting At The Pearly Gates? After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates.

There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"More News / Politics Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin LadenMore Osama bin Laden [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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