List of Jokes

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Buy it, it's a safe key.
I doubt that." I need a very strong key.
This one's made of cast iron.
Take!More [06/13/2019 12:06:13]
Autobiography "I'm not a graphomaniac!". Volume 24.More [06/11/2019 06:06:52]
Are you satisfied with the sum of a million dollars?
Yes, more than.
Then we give you a million dollars to forget something.
Excuse me, what are you talking about? What are we all here for again?More [06/04/2019 05:06:26]
"Suicides! Trust us!
We'll do everything for you!
Without any consequences.
Suicide by outsourcing (without the expected harm)".
Russian postMore [05/16/2019 02:05:54]
2030. Went to fast food "All made from synthetic algae". Ate, drank and praised: - Everything was green!More [05/11/2019 01:05:50]
Computer geeks in the hospital:
- Honey, before sharing with you the most important news, let me remind you two of the aphorism from the portal aphorism.ru. Digital Capital is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence. Big Data is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence.
- Okay, so we have twins.More [03/15/2019 08:03:29]
- Fima, why are you worried about the silence of the Armenian radio?
- Rose, I got my first proof that the radio was people!
- It's like?
- Chess is a biological pause, which took All the Armenian radio by the whole team!More [03/13/2019 02:03:10]
- Rosa, what happened to the Armenian radio? I wanted to hear it, but it's okay.
- Fima, you missed the main political events. Armenian radio was long gone in the sport!
- What? In the biathlon?
- No, chess. Fima, Armenian radio party discipline Leninist reforged in the Armenian section of chess.
- I understand. Not to listen, not to see.More [03/13/2019 02:03:01]
Elections in the United States. Who will win: Russian or Chinese hackers?More [10/06/2018 10:10:34]
I went to the kitchen to drink water at night, and there my wife was on a diet.More [10/04/2018 08:10:47]

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