List of Jokes

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The best player of the match Nigeria - Argentina is recognized as Diego Maradona, who scored two jambs on the grandstand.More [06/29/2018 11:06:37]
As one foreign football fan said: "I know history well, Germany never won in Russia."More [06/28/2018 09:06:47]
They people talk that from today on, in Mexican restaurants, Koreans are fed for free.More [06/28/2018 09:06:25]
This embarrassing feeling when you realize that the Russian team before the last match has more points than Germany and Argentina combined ...More [06/24/2018 06:06:22]
The Pension Fund is the main sponsor of the Russian national soccer team!More [06/22/2018 09:06:13]
The Egyptian football player who scored an own goal was given Russian citizenship, apartment in the Crimea and Vika Lopyreva.More [06/20/2018 07:06:49]
Goal keeper of Saudi Arabia finished the game in the rank of KGB major generalMore [06/15/2018 10:06:26]
"This victory of the national team over Saudi Arabia for the people of Russia is very expensive," officials said, raising VAT and retirement age that day.
Now the fans are already frankly afraid of the victory over Uruguay.More [06/15/2018 10:06:59]
God turned off the TV: "Of course, the master thing, but I gave them five goals for all the games in the group, why did they have to score them all in one match ?!"More [06/15/2018 10:06:08]
2016, the height of the fall in oil prices. Call of the King of Saudi Arabia to the President of the Russian Federation:
- We want Russia to join OPEC's restrictions on oil production.
- And we want to win at least one match at the 2018 World Cup.
- Agreed.More [06/15/2018 10:06:37]

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