Joke: If you steal a little - you will get a long time. If you steal a lot - nothing will happen for it. And if you steal very much, most of all, you can already put others to jail! [ Created: 19 July 2017]
Joke: A man comes one day earlier from a business trip, and catched at home his wife's lover with some unknown woman. [ Created: 19 July 2017]
Joke: One girl learned to kiss on tomatoes and sucked the brain of the first guy. [ Created: 20 July 2017]
Joke: My mother-in-law talks so much that, when she rests on the sea, she even has glands covered with sunburn. [ Created: 20 July 2017]
Joke: Everyone has his own ideas about equality. Some believe that equality is when everyone at the same time comes to the finish line, others - when everyone starts at the same time from the starting line. [ Created: 22 July 2017]
Joke: In Japan, the government was fucked up and resigned in full. In Russia, the government has screwed up and raised its salary twice. [ Created: 04 August 2017]
Joke: - Why do you hire only married men? - Because they are accustomed to insults and do not hurry home at the end of the day. [ Created: 05 August 2017]
Joke: - Here, bro, we congratulate you on your birthday and give this bit here. - Yes, I did not want a bat, I have not yet chosen a gift ... - Bro, take a bat, go outside and choose any gift for yourself! [ Created: 06 August 2017]