Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton
More Jokes about Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States (1993-2001), 'first black president'
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited

to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three

important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow
I will
destroy the earth."

Yeltsin immediately called
together his cabinet and told them: "I have
two really bad news items for
you:
1) God really exists and
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the
earth."

Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and
Congress and told
them: "I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD
news is that God really does exist
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is
going to destroy the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft
and very happily announced: "I have
two fantastic
announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Year
2000 problem is solved."
[01/01/2018 12:01:01]

Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin Cloud from platforms. (Anatoly Yurkin) [02/14/2020 12:02:05] More


Anatoly Yurkin Existence is the object of the alienation function. (Anatoly Yurkin) [02/27/2020 02:02:11] More


Anatoly Yurkin Alienation is an avatar platform for subjects. (Anatoly Yurkin) [02/18/2020 12:02:29] More


Anatoly Yurkin Aphorisms are an epic of intelligence. (Anatoly Yurkin) [02/03/2020 05:02:19] More


Anatoly Yurkin Avatar is the facial muscle of the platform. [02/13/2020 12:02:52] More