George Bush

George Bush
More Jokes about George Bush, American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
George W. Bush, out of work and bored after his presidency, decides to go for the job of Exxon's CEO. The board of directors sits down with him for an interview. "George, you're extremely qualified. Prior CEO of an oil company, Yale undergrad, Harvard Business, governor of Texas, and commander-in-chief. We'd be lucky to have you, truth be told. We just had a question about a gap in your resume - specifically, how you managed to graduate high school. It says here that you finished the first three years, but missed 12th grade entirely."

"That's right", Bush said, "I did 9-11."
[01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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