Stephen King

Stephen King
More Jokes about Stephen King, King of horror as novelist and screenwriter of such classics as Carrie (1976), The Shining (1980) and Misery (1990)
Leonardo da vinci, Stephen Hawking and Hugh Mungus, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.

Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

Da Vinci then stepped up, "Okay, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings."
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. Da Vinci read it and concluded it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, he disappeared.

Hawking then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!"
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. He read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the scientist disappeared too.

Hugh Mungus then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"

The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. He then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said Hugh, "It's from my asshole." And he went to heaven.
[01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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