Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton
More Jokes about Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States (1993-2001), 'first black president'
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night. I could see
America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a
banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.

Saddam
replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."

Clinton says, "You know,
Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last
night
I had a
similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than
ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an
enormous banner."

"What could you see on the banners?" Saddam
asks.

Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
[01/01/2018 12:01:01]

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