Vladimir Zelenskiy

Vladimir Zelenskiy
More Jokes about Vladimir Zelenskiy, Ukrainian statesman, President of Ukraine since May 20, 2019
E. Zelenska (out loud to the Europeans): While you are counting money, we are counting corpses!
Vladimir Zelensky (to himself): While we are counting the bodies, I am counting the money.
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