"Mother! You promised, that on a new apartment is a master real estate not will climb in our refrigerator!"
"It's not the landlord."
"Dad! You promised that in the new apartment, the refrigerator will not slurp scary clowns!"
"It's not a clown, baby."
"Yes? But then what kind of gang of scary clowns, vile champing at night at the open refrigerator?"
"It's an advertising Agency working for cian.ru, baby."
[11/23/2019 01:11:22]

Quotes of the month

Nikolay Shelgunov People show their disrespect to others in different ways, such as carelessness in dress, untidiness, bad habits, and all this will be impolite. [07/26/2020 11:07:50] More

Eugeniya Shatskaya Strong love is boring like old clothes. [07/27/2020 09:07:19] More

Author Unknown A good family is one in which the husband and wife forget that they are lovers during the day and that they are spouses at night. [07/20/2020 09:07:55] More

Grigory Yavlinsky Communism is pediculosis. He appears from poverty. [07/16/2020 02:07:56] More

Mikhail Degtyarev It is indecent to stigmatize a foreign country from the tribune, and then go and watch it rot. [07/21/2020 11:07:34] More