"Mother! You promised, that on a new apartment is a master real estate not will climb in our refrigerator!"
"It's not the landlord."
"Dad! You promised that in the new apartment, the refrigerator will not slurp scary clowns!"
"It's not a clown, baby."
"Yes? But then what kind of gang of scary clowns, vile champing at night at the open refrigerator?"
"It's an advertising Agency working for cian.ru, baby."
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