Two Arab oil sheiks met at a hookah bar. The first one, looking for a suitor for his youngest son inquired "Hassan Abdullah, how's your youngest daughter? She's almost thirteen now, mind if I ask for her hand for my youngest son?" The second Arab sheik puffed out and replied "I'm afraid she's married now, Hussein Achmed! She's in the Caribbeans for her honeymoon".
"Jamaica?" the first Arab sheik asked. "Of course" the second sheik replied "she wanted to be free and marry whoever she wants, you expect me to let her go wild and stain my proud name?"
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