Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton
More Jokes about Hillary Clinton, First Lady of the United States (1993-2001)
Hillary Clinton is having lunch with Janet Reno at Chipotle one day. She complains to Janet that Bill is just insatiable in bed, and sometimes wishes she had a way to deflect him.

Janet tells Hillary that whenever a she needs to fend off amorous advances, she farts as loudly as she can, and that tends to do the trick.

Hillary thinks this is a great idea and decides to try it.

That night, Hillary is lying in bed with her back to Bill's side. Bill saunters in at full mast, and just as he is lifting the covers, Hillary releases the black bean fury she had been saving since lunch. Bill, aghast exclaims "Janet?! Is that you?!"
[01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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