Tim Allen

Tim Allen
More Jokes about Tim Allen, comedian
Next time you start to groan at friend's pun, ask yourself: Am I just being jealous?:

"A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first."
--Oscar Levant

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
--Fred Allen

"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents."
--G. C. Lichtenberg
[01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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