Quote: Monty: I never wanted to be a razor so bad in all my life. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Everett: Monty? Moonnty? Go get her, Monty, go get her! [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, not look through the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books. You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me, you shall listen to all sides and filter them from yourself. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: For Honor!
Monty: With honor!
Everett: For Honor!
Proffesor Pitkannan: With honors! For honor! [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Jeffrey: Holy Shit!
Simon Wilder: You think so? Looks like the regular variety out of the garden to me. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Social Security Clerk: I'm going to ask again, do you have evidence of birth?
Simon Wilder: I'm sittin' here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion? [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Social Security Clerk: DOB?
Simon Wilder: EFGHIJ. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Is this a lover's quarrel? Maybe I should leave.
Courtney: We're not lovers, we're roommmates and we respect each others' space.
Simon Wilder: You respect each others' empty air? That's very profound for a couple of Harvard students. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: How many bottles of that wine would you be willing to give me to fix it?
Everett: To get this thing running? Six.
Simon Wilder: Eight.
Everett: Seven.
Simon Wilder: Eight.
Everett: Okay, nine, but that's my final offer.
Simon Wilder: Didn't you used to run a saving and loan? [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Everett: Oh sure, you're a mechanic?
Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Hey, you know what the greatest nation in the world is?
Donation Student: Well I hope it's the USA.
Simon Wilder: Wrong. It's donation. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Which door do I leave from?
Proffesor Pitkannan: At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions.
Simon Wilder: Okay. Which door do I leave from, asshole? [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: You asked the question, sir, now let me answer it. The beauty of the Constitution is that it can always be changed. The beauty of the Constitution is that it makes no set law other than faith in the wisdom of ordinary people to govern themselves.
Proffesor Pitkannan: Faith in the wisdom of the people is exactly what makes the Constitution incomplete and crude.
Simon Wilder: Crude? No, sir. Our "founding parents" were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn't know everything. Sure, they'd make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an "elected king," no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the "crude" Constitution doesn't trust him. He's just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He's just a bum. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Courtney: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom?
Everett: No, but you can have one.
[Courtney pulls out a whole string of condoms]
Everett: Endurance test?
Courtney: More like pop quiz. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Courtney: What are you doing?
Monty: I'm ending our friendship. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Courtney: I don't take sex home. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Know why you hate me so much Jeffrey? Because I look the way you feel. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Simon Wilder: Women. Ain't they perfect?
Monty: Not always.
Simon Wilder: Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]
Quote: Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Simon Wilder: Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard. [Movie; With Honors [1994] Movie; With Honors [1994]]