Quote: Elliot Wilhelm: Whoo! Scorchin'!
[smacks his butt and looks at the manager]
Elliot Wilhelm: Like that? [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Raji: Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it.
[Elliot threatens to punch him]
Raji: I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, it's gonna be that. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Linda Moon: That's my manager, Roger.
Chili Palmer: He talks like that?
Linda Moon: He thinks he's black. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: [about a Honda Insight] It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
Martin Weir: But what about speed?
Chili Palmer: If you're important, people will wait. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: I hate sequels. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Darryl: What do you say to a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Steven Tyler: Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Roman Bulkin: Be cool, nigger. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Steven Tyler: I'm not one of those singers who appears in movies! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: What's this movie about?
Tommy Athens: Me!
Chili Palmer: I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: Dabu.
Dabu: Player! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Fast Freddie: Who are all these people trying to kill you?
Chili Palmer: I don't know. I'm in the music business now. It could be anybody. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Sin LaSalle: Have you lost your mind?! I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America.. from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms... we enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted, who *have* no talent, no guts? people like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is - you should say thank-you, man? and go on about your way. But apparently you are incapable of doing that! So..
[shoots his gun]
Sin LaSalle: ...and don't tell me to be cool. I *am* cool! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Dabu: You don't even have to say it, I already know... Don't give me no damn gun! You know what I'm gonna do with it! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Raji: Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Raji: Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Sin LaSalle: Dabu, Tea? What's with the finger what's that?
Sin LaSalle: That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!
Dabu: Got you. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Dabu: You don't even have to say it, I all ready know... Don't give me no gun in here! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first! [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: [After seeing Raji in a Mink covered coat and hat.] Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy.
Raji: Man, don't be comin' in here pretendin' you know anything about rap.
Chili Palmer: Oh, but I know more about rap than you do. I bet you don't even know who the Sugarhill Gang is.
Raji: But, I know who the Bust Da Cap In Yo Ass Gang is. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Sin LaSalle: Excuse me... Chuckles.
[to Edie]
Sin LaSalle: My wife's cousin... [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Sin LaSalle: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Chili Palmer: Did you leave any food in Mongolia? [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]
Quote: Chili Palmer: How many miles to the gallon to you get on those Hummers, about 12?
Dabu: Nine.
Sin LaSalle: Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench. [Movie: Be Cool [2005] Movie: Be Cool [2005]]