Quote: Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. [Milton Berle]
Quote: A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. [Milton Berle]
Quote: I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. [Milton Berle]
Quote: I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? [Milton Berle]
Quote: I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. [Milton Berle]
Quote: I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. [Milton Berle]
Quote: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
[Milton Berle]
Quote: If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Laughter is an instant vacation. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. [Milton Berle]
Quote: The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. [Milton Berle]
Quote: We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. [Milton Berle]
Quote: You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. [Milton Berle]
Quote: I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. [Milton Berle]
Quote: A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. [Milton Berle]
Quote: You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. [Milton Berle]
Quote: If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. [Milton Berle]
Quote: I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Laughter is an instant vacation. [Milton Berle]
Quote: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? [Milton Berle]
Quote: Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. [Milton Berle]
Quote: We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. [Milton Berle]
Quote: Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. [Milton Berle]