Quote: If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. [Dean Martin]
Quote: it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that [Dean Martin]
Quote: Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me! [Dean Martin]
Quote: I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. [Dean Martin]
Quote: Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant' [Dean Martin]
Quote: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. [Dean Martin]
Quote: When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. [Dean Martin]
Quote: Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three. [Dean Martin]
Quote: Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them. [Dean Martin]
Quote: We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. [Dean Martin]
Quote: We will play a little more situational now, where runs are more important. I feel pretty good about our team. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. [Dean Martin]
Quote: When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. [Dean Martin]
Quote: If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. [Dean Martin]
Quote: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. [Dean Martin]
Quote: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. [Dean Martin]
Quote: Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime. [Dean Martin]
Quote: The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. [Dean Martin]
Quote: When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. [Dean Martin]
Quote: I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. [Dean Martin]