Quote: Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible. [David Spade]
Quote: I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time. [David Spade]
Quote: There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. [David Spade]
Quote: ?It's called reading. [David Spade]
Quote: I like to think it's because I'm a cool guy, but maybe they just don't want to be made fun of. [David Spade]
Quote: Just Shoot Me. [David Spade]
Quote: I think it's sweet that everyone still has a real nice place in their hearts for him, they still remember him. [David Spade]
Quote: He goes down as one of the greats. And I still think about him every day. [David Spade]
Quote: [For Spade, the freedom to do edgier material than the networks would allow clinched the deal.] If I'm going to do a show like this, ... this is the best place to do it. [David Spade]
Quote: I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's about it. The show is really starting and that's what I have to do, like my day-to-day job. [David Spade]
Quote: The answer is, 'Yes, I do.' [David Spade]
Quote: You catch all the '80s hits without any of 'the stuff from the new album.' [David Spade]
Quote: There's a rumor that Tom Cruise offered Katie Holmes $4 million to be his girlfriend, ... Actually, it was going to be a million, but he got into a bidding war with Clay Aiken. [David Spade]
Quote: To be famous and broke is hard. [David Spade]
Quote: It's funny because it's funny. [David Spade]
Quote: There's always something funny about men chasing women. [David Spade]
Quote: I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. [David Spade]
Quote: Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. [David Spade]
Quote: I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. [David Spade]
Quote: I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom. [David Spade]
Quote: I never dated much in high school or college. [David Spade]
Quote: I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. [David Spade]
Quote: I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. [David Spade]
Quote: I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. [David Spade]
Quote: I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. [David Spade]