Quote: I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. [Chris Farley]
Quote: In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something. [Chris Farley]
Quote: My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome. [Chris Farley]
Quote: His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career. [Chris Farley]
Quote: He faces some serious jail time. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman.... [Chris Farley]
Quote: We couldn't register everybody. I'm thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together. [Chris Farley]
Quote: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman.... [Chris Farley]
Quote: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts. [Chris Farley]
Quote: In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants [Chris Farley]
Quote: First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. [Chris Farley]
Quote: Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! [Chris Farley]
Quote: I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. [Chris Farley]
Quote: I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. [Chris Farley]
Quote: You gotta fight for your right to vote! [Chris Farley]