Quote: Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male need to kill and win. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: There's an innocence that has kind of gone away. Umm . . . the novelty factor hasn't been there for a while. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I've never attempted to figure that out, but if you want me to take a wild guess, I'll say [he's slept with] 5,000 [women]. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: As long as two people are still in the game. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: There's always a chance for that (reconciliation) as long as two people are still in the game ... I mean alive -- that's in the game in my world. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: It's the first time I got dumped in my life. I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation. I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I made a commitment to this woman that I love, this family that I love and I realized this can be fixed and it's okay to part the ego, to abandon self and just stay true to my commitment and be a man of my word. Things are really good. Today we have hope, we have a shot. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: It's the first time I got dumped in my life. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight is for. The sports highlight is for parents, people that should be spending more time doing more important things. But it just bothered me when, I mean... who bathes in the ninth inning? Who bathes in the fourth quarter? I had to take a step back and really take a look at myself and the situation. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Loaded Weapon I. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Two and a Half Men. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: That's a pretty good indication. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money. [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: As kids we're not taught how to deal with success we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? [Charlie Sheen]
Quote: But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. [Charlie Sheen]