Quote: Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!
Wolf: What?
Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?
Wolf: NO!
Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?
Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.
Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom? [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: [to Donkey, when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are at a bar]
The Ugly Stepsister: Why the long face? [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: I'm coming Elizabeth! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots: Um... that's... not mine... [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: [Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: [after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Pinocchio: I'm a real boy! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? So. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: [Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]
Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not... cry. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste? [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: [to Puss-in-Boots] The position of annoying talking animal has been filled. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". No one said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: [convincing Donkey to let Puss come with them]
Shrek: How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?... [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Fairy Godmother: I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate... [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Queen: So, you live in a swamp? That sounds like a fine place to raise the children.
Shrek: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
King: Indeed! I had just started eating. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Puss-in-Boots: Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: Pray for mercy, from Puss!
Puss-in-Boots: And Donkey! [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Donkey: [as he stands on an elevating stage with a mic] Puss and Donkey y'all. [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]
Quote: Puss-in-Boots: Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta? [Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]]