Quote: Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
[to Squirt]
Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: All: Yay!
Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha!
Gill: We did it!
[pause]
Bloat: Now what? [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
[Marlin wakes up]
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush: [Laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out! [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Marlin: So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...
Dory: Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin: Oh I don't think so!
Dory: Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry?
Dory: Hungry? Why?
Marlin: 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[Dentist drills and patient screams]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: K-FLEX.
Bloat: HEDSTROM.
[inflates]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here.
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Crab#1: Hey.
Crab#2: Hey.
Crab#1: Hey.
Crab#2: Hey. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: School of Fish: Hey, hey! You like impressions?
Dory: Mmm-hmm.
School of Fish: Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen.
[School takes form of swordfish]
School of Fish: So, what are we? Take a guess.
Dory: Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.
School of Fish: I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*.
Dory: Wait, wait, umm...
Marlin: It's a swordfish!
School of Fish: Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess.
[Takes form of lobster]
School of Fish: Where's the butter?
Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue...
Marlin: [Coughing] Lobster!
School of Fish: Saw that.
Marlin: What?
School of Fish: [Takes form of octopus] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean.
Dory: Clam!
School of Fish: Close enough.
[Takes form of pirate ship]
School of Fish: Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad...
Dory: Oh, they're good. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Mr. Ray: Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?
Nemo: Exchange student.
Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude.
Mr. Ray: Sweet!
Nemo, Squirt: Totally! [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Marlin: [Inside the whale] I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say?
Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
[gasps]
Dory: I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...
Marlin: Wait! What does that mean?
Dory: I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again! [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Gill: Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.
Nemo: Can you help me?
Gill: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
Deb: Ah, Gil...
Gill: I just want to see if he can do it, Okay? Try alternating your left fin and your right fin.
Nemo: I can't. I only have one fin.
Gill: Hasn't stopped me.
[Turns to show Nemo his broken fin]
Gill: Now think about what you have to do.
[Nemo wriggles out of the filter]
Gill: Perfect. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Gurgle: Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
Nemo: It's all right. I know who you're talking about.
[Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head] [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Marlin: Hey. Guess what?
Nemo: What?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old.
Nemo: Hundred and fifty?
Marlin: Yup.
Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.
Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Dory: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
[few seconds later]
Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory: A boat?
Marlin: YES.
Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory: I did? Oh, no... [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
Marlin: I highly doubt it.
Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]
Quote: School of Fish: Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
Dory: Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember.
[swimming to catch up with Marlin]
Dory: Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you.
[sees the trench]
Dory: Woah. Nice trench. [Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003] Cartoons; Finding Nemo [2003]]