Harry Hill

Harry Hill

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?More Harry Hill quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.More Harry Hill quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.More Harry Hill quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.More Harry Hill quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.More Harry Hill quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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