John Swartzwelder

John Swartzwelder

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?More John Swartzwelder quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.More John Swartzwelder quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.More John Swartzwelder quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.More John Swartzwelder quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.More John Swartzwelder quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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