Gene Weingarten

Gene Weingarten

When my daughter was a senior in high school, I remember noticing, almost in passing, that her friends were very cute. Which made me realize her friends' fathers probably found Molly very cute.More Gene Weingarten quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain - from a need to blunt the awareness that life is essentially a fatal disease of unpredictable symptoms and unknown duration.More Gene Weingarten quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while.More Gene Weingarten quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That would deter me!More Gene Weingarten quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That is my theory to explain the I don't knows. It's human.More Gene Weingarten quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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