Rocky Bridges

Rocky Bridges

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.More Rocky Bridges quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.More Rocky Bridges quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'More Rocky Bridges quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.More Rocky Bridges quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.More Rocky Bridges quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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