Art Linkletter

Art Linkletter

Was a Canadian-born American radio and television personality.
Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.More Art Linkletter quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As he was coming out of the anesthetic a fire broke out in the building next door. As the flames began to show through the hospital windows the nurse pulled the shades down. She didn't want the preacher to think his operation had been a failure.More Art Linkletter quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A poor old man held the winning ticket on a half million dollar lottery. Hearing the old man might be surprised at the shock, the local pastor was asked to break the news gradually. The pastor made a customary call, and while visiting casually asked the old man what he would do with a half million dollars if he had it. The old man replied, "why, I'd give half of it to you." Whereupon the pastor dropped dead.More Art Linkletter quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My philosophy is to do the best you can for somebody. Help. It's not just what do you for yourself. It's how you treat people decently. The golden rule. There isn't big anything better than the golden rule. It's in every major religion in one language or another.More Art Linkletter quotes [08/03/2011 12:08:26]
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.More Art Linkletter quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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