Milton Berle

Milton Berle

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:23]
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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