Milton Berle

Milton Berle

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.More Milton Berle quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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