Milton Berle

Milton Berle

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:23]
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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