Milton Berle

Milton Berle

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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