Milton Berle

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:31]
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.More Milton Berle quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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