Milton Berle

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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