Milton Berle

Milton Berle

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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