Milton Berle

Milton Berle

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Laughter is an instant vacation.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:36]
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:58]
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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