Milton Berle

Milton Berle

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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