Milton Berle

Milton Berle

You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.More Milton Berle quotes [07/09/2011 11:07:31]
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.More Milton Berle quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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