My God, no! I hate this whole hunk thing! I feel when I see myself in that, and these other cute faces, that I'm just part of this meat factory, like, Wow! Here's the hunk of the month! This month we're shoving Leonardo DiCaprio down your throat!More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
The role of Rimbaud is one of the most important roles to play for a young actor.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other-they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It was the simple fact that there was probably not a cooler character on earth that I could play...More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "What is it doc?!"
Doctor: "It's a bo-"
Leo: "NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"
*Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo*
Doctor: "And the "Oscar" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.More Jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
The man is worried that due to his race, they might discriminate and not let him in. So when he walks up to the pearly gates he decides that at the very least, to better his chances to get in, he can change his name to that of a white person.
"Name?" asks St. Peter
The man searches for a name in his mind and finally lands on one.
St. Peter gives a stern look at the man and asks for his real name.
The man gives him the same response and St Peter squints his eyes, not quite convinced.
"Give me a second, I've got to make a call to the man upstairs"
St Peter turns around and pulls out a phone, dialling for God. The phone rings a couple times before a deep voice asks what's up.
St Peter replies, "Quick question sir, did the Titanic sink? Or did it burn?"
*My grandpa gave me this joke in Spanish, thought it would work nicely in English and yes I know dicaprio didn't actually ride the titanic.* More Jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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