I couldn't deal with playing a character who rides motorcycles and has a leather jacket and is a tough kid, y'know?More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It gets to the point where you're hot, you're hot, and when you're not, you're not. It's so true. I have to slow down soon.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I rejected it many times because I thought it was just another commercial film. Sharon Stone and everything. But then, with one day to decide, I said, 'OK'. I like Sam Raimi and this character's really funny and cool.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
I went out last night and all the girls ignored me.More Leonardo DiCaprio quotes [05/24/2006 12:05:00]
"What's your name?"----
"Leonardo DiCrapio" says the black man
St. Peter stares at him for a minute and asks " I'm sorry , what's your name?"---
The black man tells him his name again "Leonardo DiCaprio"---
"Hold on one second" says St. Peter.
He calls God. " Excuse me sir, can you remind me again, did the Titanic sink, or burn?"More Jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
The man is worried that due to his race, they might discriminate and not let him in. So when he walks up to the pearly gates he decides that at the very least, to better his chances to get in, he can change his name to that of a white person.
"Name?" asks St. Peter
The man searches for a name in his mind and finally lands on one.
St. Peter gives a stern look at the man and asks for his real name.
The man gives him the same response and St Peter squints his eyes, not quite convinced.
"Give me a second, I've got to make a call to the man upstairs"
St Peter turns around and pulls out a phone, dialling for God. The phone rings a couple times before a deep voice asks what's up.
St Peter replies, "Quick question sir, did the Titanic sink? Or did it burn?"
*My grandpa gave me this joke in Spanish, thought it would work nicely in English and yes I know dicaprio didn't actually ride the titanic.* More Jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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