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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. More Helen Rowland
I had a woman breakdown and cry when she met me which was difficult to deal with because immediately when someone starts to cry, you want to comfort them, you know, 'Poor thing.' I comforted her. I tried to make her feel better. More Elijah Wood
I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters. More Britney Spears
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. More Mark Twain
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. More Winston Churchill
In order to be able to set a limit to thought, we should have to find both sides of the limit thinkable (i.e. we should have to be able to think what cannot be thought). More Ludwig Wittgenstein
Commander Kate Bowman: Could you, uh... pass me that towel? More Sandy Gallin
You have to set the tone and the pace, define objectives and strategies, demonstrate through personal example what you expect from others. More Stanley C. Gault
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. More Mark Twain
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economics say, On the one hand on the other. More Harry S. Truman
Happiness is a by product of an effort to make someone else happy. More Gretta Brooker Palmer
Spiritual favors are not always to be looked for, and not always to be relied on. More Amelia E. Barr
Karen: I can't go out.
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore! More Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]
Joan K.: Is this cool or what? More Movie: Xander and Mother Joan [2004] Movie: Xander and Mother Joan [2004]
I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. More Hilaire Belloc
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin. More James Grover Thurber
[Peter is wearing shorts, sandals and a paisley shirt, with his feet up on his desk, munching chips and playing tetris on his computer]
Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Peter Gibbons: No.
Bill Lumbergh: Ah. Well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk.
Peter Gibbons: Not right now Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. You know what, in fact I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back later, I've got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple minutes.
Bill Lumbergh: I wasn't aware of a meeting with them.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, they called me at home. More Sandy Gallin
Luther: Warriors, come out to play-i-ay. More Sandy Gallin
Dr. Evil: Sick as a dog. Gonna vomit. More Sandy Gallin
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. More Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

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