Above all, our freedom endures because of the men and women in uniform who defend it.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am a little jet lagged from my trip to Malaysia...The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these days.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We've come to be consumed by a 24-hour, slash-and-burn, negative ad, bickering, small-minded politics that doesn't move us forward.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We need to find a way forward to make sure that we can stop terrorists while protecting the privacy, and liberty, of innocent Americans. We have to find a way to give the President the power he needs to protect us, while making sure he doesn't abuse that power. It is possible to do that. We have done it before, we could do it again.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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More Jokes about Barack Obama [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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Barack Obama said that in 2016 voters want “That new car smell.” Which is bad news for Chris Christie, because she smells like the backseat of an abandoned PT Cruiser.
In Washington state, city bus drivers complained that lack of restroom access forced them to wear adult diapers, and urinate on the seats. Making them indistinguishable from city bus passengers.
In New York, a parking enforcement officer was arrested after he offered to “fix” a young woman’s parking ticket in exchange for sexual favors. But don’t worry, the judge offered to dismiss the case if he sent her a naked selfie.
In Pennsylvania, a public Christmas tree was taken down because residents complained it was too ugly. The ugly tree was replaced by a very attractive lump of coal.
In Los Angeles, a bighorn sheep that escaped from the zoo died after it was hit by a car. Luckily the driver’s quick reaction time allowed them to snap a photo of the sheep as it was being hit.More Jokes about Barack Obama [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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The words of a wise man is worth its weight in gold. -AnnaIsAronova [07/03/2018 04:07:40] More
An honest man has nothing to be afraid! [06/26/2018 10:06:45] More
My Personality is more like "Give me laugh instead of cry and let me enjoy the moment." [06/26/2018 10:06:02] More
The more words, the more likely to say something wrong! -AnnaIsAronova [06/21/2018 04:06:17] More