International inspectors are on the ground and Iran is being subjected to the most comprehensive, intrusive inspection regime ever negotiated to monitor a nuclear program. Inspectors will monitor Iran's key nuclear facilities 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. For decades to come, inspectors will have access to Iran's entire nuclear supply chain. In other words, if Iran tries to cheat - if they try to find build a bomb covertly, we will catch them.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If we aren't willing to pay a price for our values, then we should ask ourselves whether we truly believe in them at all.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My only agenda for the next two years is the same as the one I’ve had since the day I swore an oath on the steps of this Capitol — to do what I believe is best for America.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The other reason might be that you want to talk to voters when you've got seven primaries in seven days. Understand what's happened in this race - where we campaign actively in a state, and voters have the chance to see me directly, they check under the hood, and they kick the tires, when we don't have as much time.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Santa Clause decided to give some gifts to Barack Obama and his family to thank him for the 2 terms that he served as the US president.
Firstly, he decides to give Michele 2 white snow foxes. 1st one for her eloquent speeches that she delivers at every conference.
The 2nd one is for her sense of fashion and her class.
Secondly, he decides to give 2 reindeers, Dancer and Prancer, to his 2 daughters. 1 for Malia Ann and the other for Natasha to bring them joy and happiness.
And thirdly, Santa decides to give an Elf, Eric, to Obama. To help him with chores around the house and entertain him as a companion.
Eric heard all that so he went to see Santa and says:
"wait a minute. Why am I going there alone? U gave 2 foxes, 2 reindeers, why only 1 elf?"
Santa says: "well I'm short staffed here, we were already short last year, this year there gonna be even more kids and more gifts to make. I can't afford to lose another elf. Since ure the only one not married here so I thought u were the best choice."
Eric, obviously mad, says: "I don't wanna go alone!
I don't wanna be Obama's Elf!"
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