ďThe hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too.ĒMore Barack Obama quotes [02/14/2008 12:02:00]
We consume about 25 percent of the world's oil. We only have 2 percent of the reserves.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Its important for people to know that I will make many promises to get their votes.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Boston is a tough and resilient town. So are its people. I'm supremely confident that Bostonians will pull together, take care of each other, and move forward as one proud city. And as they do, the American people will be with them every single step of the way.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Since 2010, America has put more people back to work than Europe, Japan, and all advanced economies combined.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Obama decided to have a little game.The game is to circle The White House as fast as tou can,so Obama invited Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump to spice things up with their rivalries.
Donald Trump goes first and finish in 17.23 seconds,Obama goes second and finish 13.12 seconds,Hilary goes last and finish 10.02 seconds.
Everyone was exhausted,Hilary said "Wow,my record must be the highest", Obama laughs and said " No,Bush did 9/11"
(Sorry if you've seen this joke,it's just hilarious.And sorry for any grammar errors,I'm from Uranus)More Jokes about Barack Obama [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.More Jokes about Barack Obama [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
I donít know much about democracy. Iíve only lived in this country. [01/09/2019 05:01:02] More
Chaos ceases to seem a mess when you look and wonder: Wow, how much has been done on decentralization! [12/27/2018 06:12:28] More
To meet the New Year correctly is when you wake up, and you cannot remember the sequence number of the coming year. [01/01/2019 09:01:38] More
Personality is a recursion of me. [12/25/2018 12:12:44] More
Living hard is not living sad. [01/06/2019 09:01:36] More