Barack Obama

Barack Obama

is the 44th and current President of the United States. He is the first African American to hold the office
Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961 in Hawaii, the son of immigrants to the U.S. He attended Occidental College for two years before transferring to Columbia University in New York, where he became interested in a career as a social activist.After graduation, Obama found work as a community organizer, which led him to Chicago. Obama was hired to head this organization and served in this capacity for over three years. However, realizing the limitations of working at such a localized level, Obama enrolled at Harvard Law School. At Harvard, Obama excelled, eventually becoming the President of the Harvard Law Review, the first African American ever to hold this position. After he graduated from Harvard, Obama wrote a book, Dreams from My Father, based on his family's experiences. He went to work at the Chicago law firm of Miner, Barnhill & Galland, On advice from friends, Obama ran for a vacant State Senate seat in 1996, and was successfully elected to represent the 13th Legislative District. In 2000, Obama ran for a seat in Congress but lost to incumbent Bobby Rush. In 2004, Obama successfully ran for a seat in the United States Senate representing Illinois, becoming only the fifth African American Senator in United States history.In addition to his legislative duties, Obama teaches classes in constitutional law at the University of Chicago and continues in his law practice. Obama and his wife, Michelle, are the parents of two daughters. Source:
Above all, our freedom endures because of the men and women in uniform who defend it.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am a little jet lagged from my trip to Malaysia...The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these days.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We've come to be consumed by a 24-hour, slash-and-burn, negative ad, bickering, small-minded politics that doesn't move us forward.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Persevere. Nothing worthwhile is easy.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We need to find a way forward to make sure that we can stop terrorists while protecting the privacy, and liberty, of innocent Americans. We have to find a way to give the President the power he needs to protect us, while making sure he doesn't abuse that power. It is possible to do that. We have done it before, we could do it again.More Barack Obama quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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Barack Obama said that in 2016 voters want “That new car smell.” Which is bad news for Chris Christie, because she smells like the backseat of an abandoned PT Cruiser.

In Washington state, city bus drivers complained that lack of restroom access forced them to wear adult diapers, and urinate on the seats. Making them indistinguishable from city bus passengers.

In New York, a parking enforcement officer was arrested after he offered to “fix” a young woman’s parking ticket in exchange for sexual favors. But don’t worry, the judge offered to dismiss the case if he sent her a naked selfie.

In Pennsylvania, a public Christmas tree was taken down because residents complained it was too ugly. The ugly tree was replaced by a very attractive lump of coal.

In Los Angeles, a bighorn sheep that escaped from the zoo died after it was hit by a car. Luckily the driver’s quick reaction time allowed them to snap a photo of the sheep as it was being hit.More Jokes about Barack Obama [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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