Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What is a home without children? Quiet.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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