Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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