Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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