Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We aim to please... You aim too, please.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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