Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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