Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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