Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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