Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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