Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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