Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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