Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Take my wife... Please!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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