Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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