Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife didMore Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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