Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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