Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!More Henny Youngman quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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