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Nothing astonishes people so much as common sense and plain dealing. More Ralph Waldo Emerson
We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt. More Walter Scott
Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken. More Orson Scott Card
Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense. More Henry Miller
In Heaven all the interesting people are missing. More Friedrich Nietzsche
Make no mistake: given the dearth of black suppliers in key areas such as panel beating, tow-truck operators and the like, the charter targets will not be easily reached. More Bruce Campbell
Cabin and flight attendants no longer have to worry about second-hand smoke, and our technicians no longer have to clean out the tar that builds up in air vents. More Bjork
[while reconnoitering the casinos]
Virgil Malloy: [makes a note] Leaving at 2:45.
Turk Malloy: 2:46, get a watch that works. More Sandy Gallin
Shelly: These crutches are too fucking long. More Movie; The Weather Man [2005] Movie; The Weather Man [2005]
I have always believed that opera is a planet where the muses work together, join hands and celebrate all the arts. More Franco Zeffirelli
The Desire of Man being Infinite, the possession is Infinite, and himself Infinite. More William Blake
Those that do you a very ill deed will never forgive you. More Proverb Proverb
His heart was as great as the world, but there was no room in it to hold the memory of a wrong. More Ralph Waldo Emerson
The word which gives the key to the national vice is waste. And people who are wasteful are not wise, neither can they remain young and vigorous. In order to transmute energy to higher and more subtle levels one must first conserve it. More Henry Miller
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense. More Francois De La Rochefoucauld
A plan is a list of actions arranged in whatever sequence is thought likely to achieve an objective. More John Argenti
Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our own deeds. More Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
Ethan: I melt.
Zach: I glow.
Magenta: I shapeshift... into a ginuea pig. More Movie: Sky High [2005] Movie: Sky High [2005]
Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?
Regina: I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
[Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]
Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina: No one understands me...
Gretchen: I understand you!
[Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining. More Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]
Old Fred: You've got to steer clear.
Ringo: Steer clear?
Old Fred: Yes, steer. Clear?
Ringo: Yes, dear. More Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968] Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968]

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