The company in which you will improve most will be least expensive to you.More George Washington quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am just going. Have me decently buried; and do not let my body be put into the Vault in less than three days after I am dead.... Tis well.More George Washington quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.More George Washington quotes [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
And you will, by the dignity of your Conduct, afford occasion for Posterity to say, when speaking of the glorious example you have exhibited to Mankind, had this day been wanting, the World had never seen the last stage of perfection to which human nature is capable of attaining.More George Washington quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When any nation mistrusts it's citizens with guns, it's sending a clear message. It no longer trusts it's citizens because such a government has evil plans.More George Washington quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek'. Father says 'That's it, you're going to the woodshed for some serious ass-whuppin!' 'But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn't get punished!' 'George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree!' More Jokes about George Washington [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Just after the war of 1812, an ambassador to England from the United States had been dispatched in order to maintain the peace with the English. The diplomat was invited to a formal dinner with many important members of the English Government as they discussed peace talks and opening diplomacy.
In the middle of the dinner, the diplomat excused himself to go to the outhouse. In the outhouse, he found a painting of George Washington hanging there.
Upon his return to the dinner, a few of the more impish guests remarked.
"So, how do you like that painting? And where it is hanging?"
"Oh I think it's wonderful! It's perfect!" The diplomat replied.
Obviously taken back by this, the pranksters fell silent as they all looked at the American.
"I mean, good sirs, what else can make an Englishman shit himself faster than the sight of George Washington?" More Jokes about George Washington [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. [07/26/2018 09:07:18] More
We all make the mistake of choosing a deity if we do not worship a mistake. (Anatoly Yurkin) [07/25/2018 06:07:11] More
We’ll all be dead, but it’s okay. [07/26/2018 11:07:50] More
Time is a mint where success is minted in gold coins. (Anatoly Yurkin) [08/09/2018 07:08:50] More
Humanity is an unreasonable child of nature, imagining himself its master.- AnnaIsAronova [07/25/2018 12:07:07] More