Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States (1993-2001), 'first black president'
Simply put, unsustainable debt is helping to keep too many poor countries and poor people in poverty.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The divide of race has been America's constant curse. Each new wave of immigrants gives new targets to old prejudices. Prejudice and contempt, cloaked in the pretense of religious or political conviction, are no different. They have nearly destroyed us in the past. They plague us still. They fuel the fanaticism of terror. They torment the lives of millions in fractured nations around the world. These obsessions cripple both those who are hated and, of course, those who hate, robbing both of what they might become.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People can quarrel with whether we should have more troops in Afghanistan or internationalize Iraq or whatever, but it is incontestable that on the day I left office, there were unaccounted for stocks . . . of biological and chemical weapons.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
You know, it's just one small step from legacy to lame duck.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited

to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three

important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow
I will
destroy the earth."

Yeltsin immediately called
together his cabinet and told them: "I have
two really bad news items for
you:
1) God really exists and
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the
earth."

Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and
Congress and told
them: "I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD
news is that God really does exist
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is
going to destroy the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft
and very happily announced: "I have
two fantastic
announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Year
2000 problem is solved."More Computer jokes Jokes about Bill Clinton [01/01/2018 12:01:01]
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton

and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.More Clinton jokes Jokes about Bill Clinton [01/01/2018 12:01:01]

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