Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States (1993-2001), 'first black president'
I ask you to join in a re-United States. We need to empower our people so they can take more responsibility for their own lives in a world that is ever smaller, where everyone counts. We need a new spirit of community, a sense that we are all in this together, or the American Dream will continue to wither. Our destiny is bound up with the destiny of every other American.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think, and it's the time when they most need to think.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When it comes to anything that's social, whether it's your family, your school, your community, your business or your country, winning is a team sport.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I ask you to join in a re-United States. We need to empower our people so they can take more responsibility for their own lives in a world that is ever smaller, where everyone counts. We need a new spirit of community, a sense that we are all in this together, or the American Dream will continue to wither. Our destiny is bound up with the destiny of every other American.More Bill Clinton quotes [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If people can't let go to the hatred of their enemies, they risk sowing the seeds of hate among themselves.More Bill Clinton quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The teacher decided that since it was Friday afternoon, and there was nothing left to do for the week, she'd let the students go home early if they could answer a question correctly.

The teacher said: "Okay class, which president said: 'The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself'?"

Little Timmy was bouncing up and down in his seat, arm raised: "OOH! OOH! I KNOW!"

Before the teacher could call on him, little Julie stood and said: "Franklin Roosevelt".

"Very good Julie, you can go." the teacher replied. "Okay class, which president said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?"

Again, little Timmy's hand shot into the air and he waved his arms excitedly. "OOH! OOH! I KNOW! PLEASE!"

Again, before she had a chance to call on anyone, little Sally stood and said: "John Kennedy"

"Very good Sally, you may leave also." The teacher asked again "Okay class, which President said: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall?"

Before Timmy could answer, little Jennifer jumped up and shouted: "Ronald Reagan!"

Frustrated, little Timmy mumbled to himself: "I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!"

The teacher heard and shouted: "WHO SAID THAT!?!"

Timmy jumped up: "Bill Clinton! Can I go now?"More Jokes about Bill Clinton [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
telling a lie by
looking at his face?
A: If his lips are moving, then
he's lying.More Clinton jokes Jokes about Bill Clinton [01/01/2018 12:01:01]

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