I'm sure God, wherever he is, wants to see us get along with one another and love one another.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a human being, just like everybody else. I'm up some days and down others. Some days, I just refuse comment. If I'm feeling a little down, I won't say anything. But if I'm really up, I'll let it all hang out. I do have a slight propensity to put my foot in my mouth.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Looking back, if I had to live my life over, there are things I would do differently, but the one thing I would not change is my charitable giving. I'm particularly thankful for my father's advice to set goals so high that they can't possibly be achieved during a lifetime and to give help where help is needed most. That inspiration keeps me energized and eager to keep working hard every day on giving back and making the world a better place for generations to come.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A few weeks before his death, Orson Welles was talking to his friend and fellow film director Henry Jaglom about Welles' landmark movie, Citizen Kane. "Make me one promise," he told Jaglom, "Keep Ted Turner and his goddamned crayolas away from my movie." Fortunately, when the movie was made, Welles had negotiated a contract with RKO studios giving him complete and absolute control over every aspect of production, including colour ? or lack thereof. Although he wanted to, Turner never got a chance to colourize Citizen Kane.More Miscellaneous Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
He's so excited, he's never been outside of Nebraska. He gets to La Guardia, and immediately tells a cabbie to take him to the Empire State Building (as he's always wanted to see it in real life). So they pull up to and he goes inside and gets on the elevator to the top of the building. He goes up several floors and the elevator stops and a giant of a man gets on. The Nebraska man isn't quite sure how he should act around New Yorkers, and being as this guy is so big, he decides he should start a nice conversation with him.
"Excuse me sir, just how big are you?"
New Yorker, "Well, I'm 6'8" tall, I weigh 325lbs, I have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."
The Nebraska man faints. The big New Yorker helps him up, and slaps him around until he wakes up, "Wha-what happened?"
"Well, you asked me how big I was and I told you I was 6'8", weigh 325lbs, have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."
The Nebraska man says, "Sweet Jesus, Thank God. I thought you said 'turn around'."More Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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