Ted Turner

Ted Turner

American businessman, founder of the clock news channel «CNN»
Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Over a three year period, I gave away half of what I had. To be honest, my hands shook as I signed it away. I knew I was taking myself out of the race to be the richest man in the world.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The media is too concentrated, too few people own too much. There's really five companies that control 90 percent of what we read, see and hear. It's not healthy.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I love this planet I want to see the environment preserved and I want to see the human race preserved. And I'd like to see everybody living decently in a more equitable, kind-hearted, thoughtful, generous world.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I believe in pulling together to make the country better right rather than pulling, tearing it apart for partisan reasons. I think the country comes first.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He's so excited, he's never been outside of Nebraska. He gets to La Guardia, and immediately tells a cabbie to take him to the Empire State Building (as he's always wanted to see it in real life). So they pull up to and he goes inside and gets on the elevator to the top of the building. He goes up several floors and the elevator stops and a giant of a man gets on. The Nebraska man isn't quite sure how he should act around New Yorkers, and being as this guy is so big, he decides he should start a nice conversation with him.
"Excuse me sir, just how big are you?"
New Yorker, "Well, I'm 6'8" tall, I weigh 325lbs, I have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."
The Nebraska man faints. The big New Yorker helps him up, and slaps him around until he wakes up, "Wha-what happened?"

"Well, you asked me how big I was and I told you I was 6'8", weigh 325lbs, have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."

The Nebraska man says, "Sweet Jesus, Thank God. I thought you said 'turn around'."More Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
During work Mike and John are chatting,
Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
John: "Oh!"
Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."

The next day the same discussiontook place:
Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."

The next day, once again:
Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."

Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"
Mike: "No."
John: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night duties you would know this!"More At Work Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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