Ted Turner

Ted Turner

American businessman, founder of the clock news channel «CNN»
I like something with 'vice' in it.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We won't be signing off until the world ends. We'll be on, and we will cover the end of the world, live, and that will be our last event . . . we'll play 'Nearer, My God, to Thee' before we sign off.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
To succeed you have to be innovative.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Exposure to defeat is a very important thing. Anyone who doesn't look to get beaten is doing a disservice to himself.More Ted Turner quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I'm working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old.

Setting-Turner household
Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform)
(Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on. Johnathan is eating breakfast, and Evan is mopping the kitchen floor.)
Johnathan: Hey Chris are you ready for school?
Chris: I sure am Johnathan.
Evan: Hey Chris
Chris: Hey Evan
Johnathan: Come on eat some breakfast. I made you pancakes.
Chris: I want eggs.
Johnathan: You don't like eggs.
Chris: Yeah I do.
Johnathan: No, you say you like eggs. But then when I give them to you, you throw a fit and say they're nasty.
Chris: I promise I won't.
Johnathan: Alright fine then. (Puts eggs on Chris' plate)
Chris: (Smacks the plate off-screen)
Evan: (Off-Screen) Oh my god aaaah! There's pepper in my eye!
Johnathan: What the hell!?
Chris: You forgot the cheese.
Johnathan: Yeah well you're not getting anymore breakfast.
Chris: But I'm hungry.
Johnathan: Fine, but I'm giving you pancakes. (Puts pancakes on Chris' plate)
Chris: Thank you. (Smacks plate off-screen)
Evan: (Off-screen) Ah, Dammit! There's syrup in my wounds!
Johnathan: What was that for!?
Chris: I wanted the Mickey Mouse pancakes.
Johnathan: (Facepalm)More Lightbulb Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
During work Mike and John are chatting,
Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
John: "Oh!"
Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."

The next day the same discussiontook place:
Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."

The next day, once again:
Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."

Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"
Mike: "No."
John: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night duties you would know this!"More At Work Jokes about Ted Turner [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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