George Bush

George Bush

American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Making sure every child can read, making sure that we encourage faith-based organizations ... when it comes to helping neighbors in need, making sure that our neighborhoods are safe, making sure that the state of Texas recognizes that people from all walks of life have got a shot at the Texas dream but, most importantly, making sure that government is not the answer to people's problems.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I can't imagine what it would be to be president when the United States at war with yourself. People killing each other here in America on a massive basis. Just can't imagine what it would be.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The solid truth of the matter is, when you find -- if you want to help heal the hurt -- if you want to hurt [sic] people and help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Uhh Gosh, I.. don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
when he asked her "I must say, you run a real tight ship over here, would you mind telling me some of your secrets or advice?".

The queen said "sure, its quite simple, I surround myself with smart people, for example, watch this". She then calls upon Tony Blair. "Tony, I have a simple question, if you mother has a child and your father has a child, and it's not your brother or sister, then who is it?"

Tony Blair thinks for a moment and responds "Well it would be me"

"Correct. Thank you very much Tony" says the queen.

Bush says "Ahh, you know, that's real clever, I might have to try that on some of my cabinet members. Thank you very much"

Bush is now back home in the U.S and calls Donald Rumsfeld to his office.

"Donald, I have a question for you. If your mother has a child and your father has a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Donald thinks long and hard and says "You know George, I'm not sure, but I'll give you an answer by tomorrow"

Bush agrees and lets Donald go.

Donald then gathers up the cabinet and asks them the question. Nobody knows the answer, and after many failed attempts somone speaks up and says "I know! lets ask Colin Powell! He's a smart man, he should know". So they call up Colin Powell.

They ask him, "Colin, we have an important question for you... if your mother has a child and your father has a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

"You bunch of morons, it would be myself!" says Colin Powell.

"Ahhh!! We get it now!" says the members of the cabinet.

The next day Donald Rumsfeld approaches the president.

"Sir, I believe I have the answer to that question you asked me the other day." says Donald.

"Well ok, Donald, what is the answer?"

"Colin Powell!" says Rumsfeld

Bush looks at him for a second and gets up and yells "No you god damn idiot, it's Tony Blair!"More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
The First Gulf War is in full swing, and UN forces have all but driven Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard out of Kuwait. The US army is leading a charge towards the border in order to finish the job and end the war. A battalion of troops, blitzing through northern Kuwait, discovers a string of boulders scattered across the desert landscape, the remains of an old fortress blown to bits by airstrikes. With some difficulty, the soldiers devise a means of getting their tanks across the treacherous pass.

However, their general stops them right in their tracks. "I have orders directly from the president! You are **not** to cross that stone wall, do you understand me?"

The troops question why their advance has been halted, and so the general puts the president on the line. The troops hear the voice of George Bush emanate from the phone, saying "You must not try to advance beyond that boulder, to do so would be a waste of our resources. It's the border, so just hold the line."

"But why?", asks one young private. "A simple boulder is no match for our forces. Surely you know that."

George Bush, President of the United States, responds into the phone:

"It's not just a boulder, it's Iraq."More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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