George Bush

George Bush

American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Initiative and referendum make government more responsive to its citizens, neutralize the power of the special interests and stimulate public involvement in state issues.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The solid truth of the matter is, when you find -- if you want to help heal the hurt -- if you want to hurt [sic] people and help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Globalization has altered the dynamics in the White House, as well as between the White House and the Treasury.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The United States does not torture.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
George W. Bush, out of work and bored after his presidency, decides to go for the job of Exxon's CEO. The board of directors sits down with him for an interview. "George, you're extremely qualified. Prior CEO of an oil company, Yale undergrad, Harvard Business, governor of Texas, and commander-in-chief. We'd be lucky to have you, truth be told. We just had a question about a gap in your resume - specifically, how you managed to graduate high school. It says here that you finished the first three years, but missed 12th grade entirely."

"That's right", Bush said, "I did 9-11." More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
3 young boys were walking along a river bank when they saw a man drowning in the river. Together they manage to pull him out.

When they pulled him out they notice that it is in fact George Bush, leader of the free world.

George Bush says to the boys, "Thank you oh so much! In return for you kindness, I will give each of you whatever you desire."

He turns to the first boy, "What would you like?"

The boy says, "I'd like a bike, but not just any bike, a bike with all the whistles and gadgets it could possibly have!"

George Bush says, "And you shall have it!" He turns to the second boy, "And what about you?"

The boy goes, "I'd like a huge house for all 12 members of my family, a huge mansion in the country, with many bedrooms and many bathrooms!"

George Bush says, "And so you shall!" and finally the third boy, "What do you require?"

The third boy goes, "A state funeral."

George Bush is slightly taken aback by this, "But child, you are the farthest thing from dead, and funerals are just for the dead!"

"Yeah, but when my dad finds out I rescued George Bush from drowning he's gonna kill me..."More Other / Misc Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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