George Bush

George Bush

American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
Democrats didn't agree with policies. How do I know? Because they voted against them when they came up on the floor of the House and the Senate.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The once all-powerful ruler of Iraq was found in a hole, and now sits in a prison cell.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We're too great a nation to allow the evildoers to affect our soul.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today." Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God". "Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?" Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.
Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."More Political Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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