More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you're a single mother with two children, which is the toughest job in America as far as I'm concerned, and you're working hard to put food on your family...More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fathers have a unique and irreplaceable role in the lives of children.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
What happened to our nation on a September day set in motion the first great struggle of a new century. The enemies who struck us are determined and they are resourceful. They will not be stopped by a sense of decency or a hint of conscience--but they will be stopped.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today." Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God". "Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?" Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will be able to find out where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be completely honest and spontaneous. From the gut.
Please scroll down slowly and consider the scenario carefully. This is important for the test to work accurately.
You're a freelance photographer in Florida. You are caught in a great disaster. A hurricane has caused great chaos and severe flooding. There are huge masses of water swirling around you but you somehow manage to crawl to safety on the roof of a building. The situation is nearly horrifying. But you're trying to shoot some photographs of what you see.
There are houses and people being swept away by the raging waters, certainly to be swallowed up forever. Nature is showing all its destructive power, claiming everything in its path.
Suddenly you see a flailing man in the water, moving swiftly by but within reach. He's fighting for his life, trying not to be sucked under and drowned.
Suddenly you realize you know this man. You look closer. Yes, you're right. You do know him. It's George W. Bush! And you know he is doomed if you don't reach out to him.
You have two options. You can save the life of the President of the United States or you can take a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph recording the tragic demise of the most powerful man in the world for all posterity.
Here's the question (please search your soul and give an honest answer):
Which would you choose, color film or black and white?More Other / Misc Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
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