George Bush

George Bush

American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
America is addicted to oil and increasing amounts of this oil comes from abroad. Some of the nations we depend on for oil have unstable governments or are hostile towards the United States.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Listen, I know of nobody -- I don't know of anybody in my administration who leaked classified information. If somebody did leak classified information, I'd like to know it, and we'll take the appropriate action. And this investigation is a good thing.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes!More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
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A man was entering a store when he noticed a sign out by the window saying that there was a contest.

He decided to join and went to the counter, the clerk had left and the man saw a piece of paper on the counter. He picked it up, and said, Answers to the Contest: #1 is dog. #2 is Big Fat Sucker and #3 is Alaska.

Host: Okay, you know the rules, for each question you get right, you get one submitting, there will also be a jackpot question, if you get right you will win $500.00

Man: OK, I'm ready

Host: Okay, so what is the animal that flys and sucks the blood out of you?

Man: A dog!

Host: No, it's a vampire bat. Okay, next question, how did George W. Bush describe himself as?

Man: A Big Fat Sucker!

Host: No, it is "The Man Who Will Change the United States" Last question, this is an easy one, where are Pandas located?

Man: Alaska!

Host: No, I'm sorry it is China and Tibet.

Man (in disappointment decides to leave)

Host (dragging the man): No, don't leave answer the jackpot question! What did Mona Lisa say to Leonardo when she was painted by him...

Man (shouting): Stop! You've humiliated me in front of everyone in the world!

Host (shocked): That's correct! You won the jackpot!More Men / Women Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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