George Bush

George Bush

American politician, a Republican, 43rd U.S. President
We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.More George Bush quotes [07/10/2011 03:07:30]
I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- Im a commander guy.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.More George Bush quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
1/20/09: End of an Error

That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

Whose God Do You Kill For?

Cheney/Satan '08

Jail to the Chief

No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?

Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

Bad President! No Banana.

We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Is It Vietnam Yet?

Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Impeach Cheney First

Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

One Nation Under Clod

2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified.

Bush Never Exhaled

At Least Nixon ResignedMore News / Politics Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]
The First Gulf War is in full swing, and UN forces have all but driven Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard out of Kuwait. The US army is leading a charge towards the border in order to finish the job and end the war. A battalion of troops, blitzing through northern Kuwait, discovers a string of boulders scattered across the desert landscape, the remains of an old fortress blown to bits by airstrikes. With some difficulty, the soldiers devise a means of getting their tanks across the treacherous pass.

However, their general stops them right in their tracks. "I have orders directly from the president! You are **not** to cross that stone wall, do you understand me?"

The troops question why their advance has been halted, and so the general puts the president on the line. The troops hear the voice of George Bush emanate from the phone, saying "You must not try to advance beyond that boulder, to do so would be a waste of our resources. It's the border, so just hold the line."

"But why?", asks one young private. "A simple boulder is no match for our forces. Surely you know that."

George Bush, President of the United States, responds into the phone:

"It's not just a boulder, it's Iraq."More Jokes about George Bush [01/02/2018 12:01:02]

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