In the old days, ptomaine poisoning was a cover-all. If you missed a show and you were young, it meant you were having an abortion. If you were old, it meant you were having a face lift.More Ruth Gordon quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this, yet allow themselves to be treated as that.More Ruth Gordon quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Live long enough and you'll come into pensions, a lovely thing. Presents every month from people you didn't know cared.More Ruth Gordon quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.More Ruth Gordon quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow.More Ruth Gordon quotes [08/20/2011 01:08:49]